Dearest Jesara,

Well no sooner than I had finished putting the pink canopy on Andy's new bed and went down to the bar to get a glass of apple cider than I heard some loud clomps upstairs. Drinking my drink quickly, I went back up to Andy's room. There, amidst the delicate pink rose petals you had strewn about the room, the frilly pink and white curtains, the pink, sheer veil of the bed canopy, was Loth.

The rose scent was not able to hide the smell of manure he had on him, nor did the pink woman things you had placed in Andy's dresser improve his looks. The silk sheets are a mess and stink, the clothing is streched beyond recognition. I don't know if our surprise will be ready for Andy's return as I have to clean up Loth's mess.

I don't know if he wants to be Andy or Leod, but clearly he fails at both of them. I threw him down the stairs, and I can hear Amideh hitting him with her spatula even now.

Yours forever,
Yori