Dear Master Kinseeker,

Master, this is a request to once again renovate and expand the Rusty Dagger. THIS time it is to install a massage parlor (and hire a professional masseuse) in light of recent desires requested towards me, primarily among our hard- (uhm...) -"working" barbarian males (both warrior and shamans) for back-rubs.

As much as I have tried, I fear I am not qualified by far to apply such treatment for them. Sir Stoutheart still suffers severe leg, lower back, and groin spasms. Commander Leod will be have to remain perpendicular for at least another week or two. And poor Sir Lothared's voice will not lower in pitch for quite some time I am afraid.

I would advise having a professional to tend to back-rub needs. This can also be supplemented with the proper tools. From the delicate Erudite Air-Touch to the Rivervale Foot-Pad to the Neriak Violator. I hope that this will help those of us when they feel such... ..needs.



Never fearing death like her Master,

Ellewyn Foxheart